weirdteenblogger:

typing your homework question into google and seeing loads of yahoo answers pages

esexist:

*macarenas away from academic success*

the-milk-eyed-mender:

do you think if gordon ramsey was shipwrecked and washed ashore in a foreign land and a little lady found him almost dead on the beach and sheltered him in her home and nursed him night and day when she bathed his forehead and helped him sit up to feed him spoonfuls of weak broth he would feverishly murmur “this soup is so fucking salty you could use it to pay a roman soldier”

digitallyimpaired:

sasammygirl:

digitallyimpaired:

how many boy even are there

Probably like 3 boy

maybe

ingroan:

I need to get a real job so I can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie

funfreacksnc:

you and your favorite celebrity have probably showered unknowingly at the same time

CONTINUE

muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police