date a girl who reads. date a girl who reads shakespeare. date a girl who completely ignores you unless you want to talk about shakespeare. date a girl who will never be offended by anything you say because she’s not listening if it’s not about shakespeare.
life sucks when you genuinely fall in love with famous people
"i tried to look cute today but i still look bad" - the tragic story of my entire existence
life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys
*goes back to school after a long holiday*
how do i hold a pen
i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.
i used to be a really smart kid who was “going places” but now i just cry a lot and eat all the food in the fridge
I have a weakness for well-dressed men who smell good.