we are but mortals


disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

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  • What are your favourite smells? the warm vanilla of sap from ponderosa pines, chlorine in my hair, freshly ground nutmeg, steamy pavement after summer rain, high altitude mountain air, decaying leaves in autumn wind
  • Can you go a whole day without caffeine? not a chance
  • Who knows more about you than anyone else? there is this one friend
  • What song did you last listen to? fitz and the tantrums - don’t gotta work it out
  • Do you have a crush on anybody? no
  • Do you like The Beatles? yes
  • If you could choose one colour to wear for a whole year, what colour would you choose? blue
  • Do you cook often? yes
  • What was the last film you watched? Did you like it? the grand budapest hotel. i loved it
  • Can you sew? yes
  • What is your favourite fruit? i mean i really like peaches and raspberries and blueberries and strawberries and i eat bananas every day and apples are wonderful in the autumn and i love grapefruit during the winter i guess i am more seasonal than favoritist 
  • Are you health conscious? yes. you can’t grow up in my hometown and not be
  • Do you curse a lot? yes
  • When was the last time you had a pint of beer? i had an upslope ipa on july 4. that is real all-american beer yall none of that barely-an-alcohol-forget-about-hops-have-some-smooth-barley-water shit from the uk 
  • Is there a certain food you often crave for no reason? stoneground whole grain bread 
  • What was the last book you purchased? george eliot’s middlemarch 
  • Where was your last vacation? london
  • Did you ever play seven minutes in heaven? nope
  • Girls, when was the last time you went out without a bra? does a bikini top count as braless? i’m not of a size to go totally w/o ok
  • Guys, when was the last time you went shirtless in public? -
  • Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how did it happen? not to my knowledge. but i am seeing my doctor about a pain in my hand and it is possible i broke a tiny bone about 4 weeks ago
  • How do you like your eggs? poached w salt and pepper on wholewheat toast w sliced avocado
  • What was your last argument about and who with? ugh it was so stupid. i argued w my dad yesterday about getting my uni id for summer school. so stupid i am such a jerk when i’m stressed like seriously don’t come near me don’t give me advice don’t try to comfort me when i’m stressed i will verbally assault you (possibly using shakespearean insults i am that asshole)
"I love coffee. I sometimes get excited at night thinking of the coffee I’ll get to drink in the morning. Coffee is reason to wake up. There are other reasons, of course. But coffee is the incentive, at the very least."
- Annie Clark 


date a girl who reads.  date a girl who reads shakespeare.  date a girl who completely ignores you unless you want to talk about shakespeare.  date a girl who will never be offended by anything you say because she’s not listening if it’s not about shakespeare.

"She had a nostalgia for a life she had never lived."
- Nancy Lemann, The Fiery Pantheon (via ninalooches)


life sucks when you genuinely fall in love with famous people

218668 notes, 11 months ago via a-n-g-i, originally from huginn89

how can you be so completely ready and most definitely not ready for something at the same time
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"i tried to look cute today but i still look bad" - the tragic story of my entire existence


life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys



how do i lose 30 pounds in 1 minute 

go to England and buy something


*goes back to school after a long holiday*

how do i hold a pen

"I wish I was beautiful or at least wise, but I’m simply mad and violent."
- Courtney Love (via 5apphire)


i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.