we are but mortals

ann our drunk conver sations keep me alive

serannwrap replied to your post “YO DAWG WHEN WE CHILLIN”

hell yaa i’m in boco. we should at the very least do lunch on friday??????? and then do more things????? because i need to see your face forever??????

YES MAAM LETS DO THAT. slash can it be somewhere on pearl since i don’t think i can drive that day b/c of parking at cu and shit ??

-- serannwrap

OH HAY FRAND. um you in boco??? friday???saturday???? my latin class has kind of taken over my life??? but yeah i’m done w class at 11 on friday????????

ann when you come to have a pimms party w me i hope you realize we are having proper pimms like that shit is goina be spiked w tanquarey and done up w fever tree bitter lemon and muddled fruit and we putting that shit in a jug like we are going to have a proper pimms pitcher gET READY prepare your cocktail party conversation i am interested in renaissance drama, classics, and modern art i expect you to be ready

“is this supposed to start a pissing contest of who loves you more? BECAUSE I WILL WIN”
-- serannwrap

ann im mad at you b/c you are in my state bUT NOT MY CITY RIGHT NOW WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU I WANT TO PET YOUR FACE

serannwrap replied to your post “ok friends tomorrow is my last day in london. tell me what to do”



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aNN you are a v BAD girl shame sHAME

serannwrap replied to your post “i got my bodleian card today !!”


wait i’m a nerd???? since when make it stop

serannwrap replied to your post “[[MOR] life updates: surprise i actually am flying home monday for…”

Dafuq is norovirus??? Also how many damn breaks do you get son??

it is terribly never contract it you will regret it my campus has been filled with zombies for the past week and not just because it’s the end of term. DO NOT GET NOROVIRUS. 

child just because you don’t get a break in february (“washington break” b/c we must celebrate our first president and the money he gave our school naturally by not being in school no it’s actually at midterms so it makes sense don’t question) doesn’t mean others shouldn’t 

-- serannwrap

kittencats are possibly the most important creatures i am very jealous also i understand that and sympathize but cannot empathize since i havent held a kittencat in years which is the obviously more tragic than your situation

serannwrap replied to your post “serannwrap replied to your post:serannwrap replied to your post…”

this is depressing. why can’t our bodies just do what we want? (also you’re safe i didn’t get the screenshot in time)

but if they did what we wanted it wouldnt be what we wanted!!!! (it makes sense shhhhh dont question)

well girl i try not to think about how our mouths were made so poorly we literally have to shove it in its proper place for the rest of our lives. like what are we as creatures that we have to do that??

i think about this with a lot of human shit tho??? like fucking eyebrows?? and then ahem you know shaving stuff

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valid counterpoint with the whole effort/sleep thing. sleep is very rewarding as well you make good choice

but not the retainer?? i thought that was my strongest argument 

serannwrap replied to your post “serannwrap replied to your post “[[MO i’m like so fucking stressed…”

well then go to a party, stash some alcohol in your bag, go home and start writing. simple. or just ask someone older i guess if you’re not into challenges. but girl i think we’ve all have those moments in our life. like that’ll be me soon

ugh that involves effort and pretty sure there isn’t too much going on tonight (shocking tbh) b/c like shit only 1 more week until finals man. but like i’m wearing running shorts and a sports bra and i already put in my retainer (why do i have to wear a weird plastic contraption to keep my teeth perfect and why do i have a permanent metal bar on my lower teeth why does it have to be like this for the rest of my life like i haven’t had braces in literally 8 years but i have to wear a fucking retainer) i’m not going anywhere tonight i might go to sleep early b/c sleep is amazing

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here’s the fun: get plastered and write your papers and bonus round don’t even edit them before turning them in. solid.

tbh i would but i don’t have any alkeyhall slash i haven’t had a drink in literally weeks i don’t have fun anymore ann i spent my last weekend in the library and had a brief moment when i considered sleeping there