dorkstrider:

every time i lose a follower i like to think it’s one of the hipsters who has no reason to  be here in the first place

dickspeightjr:

if you follow me i give you permission to reply to every single one of my text posts i ever make

You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.

sherlockspeare:

Mahahahaha he’s like me

buoysnoize:

The olympics in a nutshell

alex3-14:

oliviaonthetrain:

partytrasha:

halvorrsen:

thefootofthehouseofcards:

funghoulsraygun:

pebblles:

            England to other people.

omfg crying 

legnskxjq omfg.

omg WHY dying

TERRORISTS OMG

i’m kinda upset that england doesn’t have any waffles or gays.

crying. Waffles and gays. crying cause Wales is labelled empty space. crying cause Ireland is labelled alcoholics and leprechauns 

XD OMG, everywhere is London. This is great. And Wales being EMPTY SPACE, and WAFFLES and GAYS I can’t even with this picture.

thatsmrsfassbendertoyou:

why wear clothes when you can just not wear clothes?

liveinphoenix:

if i follow you and you follow me i give you permission to touch my butt

give you permission *encourage you

cuntlery:

do you ever look at your dashboard and ask yourself why you followed certain people

cworths:

{x} and it’s all one lovely, erm, friendship.